I don't know if Hell exists, but if it does, I imagine it involves you nursing a hangover while getting steadily more sunburned in the back row of a graduation ceremony where the commencement speaker ...

Today I was thinking about my impending graduation. If you think this is going to be a Cheney-Speaking-at-Commencement standoff, I''m sorry to disappoint. I don''t care who speaks at commencement, and ...